everyone thinks having a big dick is the shit but you try hiding your daydream boner when your anatomy is roughly the size of a child’s forearm
isn’t that the plot of every bara manga ever
the cold never bothered me anyway
oh man 15 people on my blog? let’s see who’s from where.
oh man that’s so cool! someone from a different continent! let’s see from where in africa!
wait. that doesn’t look like land.
holy shit are you ok?
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast